How to flunk American English, and also work at Fox News:

Article in Fox News; 1/3/2019, by y Louis Casiano | Fox News

Mr, Casiano wrote: "Authorities said Georgopoulos moved a bicycle rack that had posted warnings that the area was restricted just after midnight."

 I never knew a bicycle rack could post a warning, nevermind be so specific about posting that it was "restricted" after midnight, but given this is Washington, anything could happen.

 Given President Trump has been able to describe a wall that doesn't exist (ten feet, folks!) which Fox News so fabulously reiterated, at Fox News who cares if things are impossible, so long as people are buying what they write.

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